the class-o-matic

Greetings Earthlings,











I really must be quick ... as I'm still waiting for my brand new lawyer
to arrive with the cash for the border guards.

So I've only time for a few, rather practical, observations for Christmas.

Well one really important one - and it's this ....

You guys, ... If something comes with gravy, for heavens sake eat it.
That's the whole point of gravy !! Gravy is not a stand-alone people.
Pour it on. Make a volcano out of your mashed potatoes. Fill it with gravy.
Eat the volcano. Repeat.

wishing you a Peaceful Holiday - Thomas

Ps. I bought a local dog. Well they said it's a dog, .. jeez I hope it's a dog